Says the extremely sauced chef as evidence by this photo.  Tie on the head, sunglasses and sporting the cowboy mustache, The Sauced Chef loved Mexico ...

I think I want my kids to be British when they're born! You ever hear a British kid say "basil"... it sounds like some wondrous thing from Narnia! ...

Why the hell is it that when someone of importance dies in a movie, its either right in the beginning or the culmination of the movie @ the end.  I want to see a movie that's like real life and someone you've become attached to dies in the middle of the film.  I know it sounds depressing, but I had a cinematic epithany @ the bar and had to jot down my thoughts. Conclusion: Kill Bambi in the middle ...

OMG, these fucking guys are hiliarious! Not sure how to embed video in my current state, watch this and I GUAR-AN-TEE that you will be belly laughing Chinese Marshmellow Game on YouTube the ends guys face.... hahahaha ...

I can't believe I was told today that you "aren't" supposed to put salt and pepper on scrambled eggs. This may be one of the most ridiculous culinary things that I have ever heard! These are the times, my friends, where you just smile, nod and walk the fuck away. ...