On a gorgeous summer day in Ferndale, the first Farts, Beats and Eats party happened…. here are some random memories in no particular order…
- M falling down, knocking over 3 tiki torches, almost setting our yard on fire and being helped up by the mom
- The mom telling us (drunkeningly) that it was the best party she’s ever been to in her entire life
- The Baby Connie doll making its final public appearance
- Marriage, taxes and hidden money
- Siblings fighting x’s over ghost friends
- A phantom wife crush that turned into a phantom feud that just was resolved at a pre-bachelor party
- The first public screening of the Perchville video
- Cops coming to the screening
- Neighbors crashing the party
- Teachers getting sauced then ejecting sauce over bamboo carpets
- Bathroom door tippy cup
- Bathtub keg holder
- Finally the sauces; Zipppy Curry Sauce, Dobbs BBQ, Dobbs Hot BBQ, T-Diggity’s Thai Sauce, Ass Kicking Peach Burbon Habenero Sauce, Jumping Johnny Jamacian Jerk, Jerk Super Spicy and the infamous No Name Sauce
This party will rise again……
